FNN Report: Exclusive Interview with Commodore Gongeblazn

  Faux News Network proudly presents Marcia Hammerhead, our Cultural Reporter, with an exclusive interview with Commodore Gongeblazn.  The Commodore is the star of the novel Zaftan Miscreants: Book 2 of the Zaftan Trilogy. ============================================================================= Marcia…

FNN Report: Texas Board of Ed Wants New Numbers

This Faux News Network exclusive report was filed by our political reporter Stacy Conundrum: The Texas Board of Education has announce a new initiative after it realized that America uses numbers developed by Moslems.  It…