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This recipe is called Rodent Ragout and it’s one I developed when I ran outta supplies while on an adventure It’s a wholesome meal that doesn’t take a lot of preparation or attention so you can defend your camp from maraudin’ bandits and such while it cooks. Use whatever kinda rodents you catch.  cover pix

2 pounds rodent meat, cut in strips
1 pound wild mushrooms, non-poisonous
1 bunch wild onions
1 cup red wine
1 quart water
1 cup dried tomatoes, See notes
4 cloves garlic , minced
1. Catch, clean and cut up rodents
2. Throw all ingredients into a large pot and hang over a campfire
3. cook until meat is done and some of the stringiness is gone
I gotta wizard friend who uses magic to preserve stuff like tomatoes for me so it stays a long time when I’m on quests.
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